Drunk me’s attempt at Tuna sashimi

by alphagusta

18 Comments

  1. GentrifriesGuy

    Bro trying to fumigate his house with rancid farts

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  2. BR33D760

    NGL I love Tuna sashimi but that looks more like pork than Tuna…

  3. Ok_Establishment4346

    That tuna looks like instant diarrhea. Why is it so pale?

  4. Ok-Bird1430

    Well if we don’t hear from you in a few days.

  5. JakeStout93

    Gordon Ramsey would close you down for sure. Brother that tuna is BAD jesus. Our cat eats better quality tuna.

  6. ghostmaster645

    That tuna is either bad or had really bad freezer burn.

  7. EntropyNT

    Is drunk you trustworthy to not give you food poisoning?

  8. xblackdemonx

    That doesn’t look like tuna. It should be red, not grey. 

  9. Weird_Vegetable_4441

    I’ve gotten better ahi tuna from Walmart. Great Value brand.

  10. TennisPleasant4304

    I thought it was ham before I zoomed in

  11. SpinMeADog

    mmm, don’t we all like our sushi to be a desaturated lilac colour?

  12. That a Lego Spiderman bowl under all that yuck?